Monday, October 16, 2006
Women of Substance
Hi Blog Viewers,
Hmmm..was surfing around the website and i found something that is quite interesting. Anyways, first of all if this particular article is insulting,etc...feel free to quit this site :)
Element: women
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: 40kg to 200kg
Occurrence: found in large quantities in urban areas, with trace elements in outlying regions
Physical Properties: boils at absolutely nothing, freezes for no aparrent reason, melts if given special treatment, bitter if used incorrectly
Chemical Properties: affinity to gold, silver, platinum and all precious stones, the most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Common Use: highly ornamental, especially in sports cars, can be a very effective cleaning agent
Hazards: highly dangerous except in experienced hands, illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each othertwj at 4:01 PM